tradepaperback, published 1998 by HarperCollins. I saw this when it came out years ago, speed-read my way through an item or two and bought it on the spot. And every 4-5 years I re-read it and chuckle happily. (This week was the fourth time.) I might not recommend it to those that are under thirty, … Continue reading Pan-Fried yellow-Eyed Penguins by Amanda Clow-Hewer.